Chapter 79 Getting Lucky Sometimes:>6

• The problem was that I wasn't going to let my future wife fall into the horny clutches of Marvin fucking Finkbine. I said - trying to disguise how upset I felt, "We can't do that HERE. We've gotta find them and get home."
• I figured we could just walk back along the path and find them making out a little further down. The mere thought of us stumbling on the two of them canoodling was killing me. But I knew that Billie had kids. So, she would most likely drive back once I wrestled them apart.
• To my utter dismay and panic... we got back to the venue, and they were nowhere to be found!! Okay -- so perhaps the term "manhunt" is a bit of an exaggeration. But the search for the Lindbergh baby was undoubtedly less frantic.